Uh, we wrote this a while ago. Is it bad we were hoping Peter Parker would stay dead so this would remain relevant?

Bonus Fun Fact™: Minus a week or so, Sam Raimi’s Spider-Man and Spider-Man 3 were released 11 and 5 years ago respectively.

Fun Fact™ addendum: Spider-Man 3 was balls.

Self-Promotion: Also, don’t forget to check out our new blog entry, for a series of extended and completely unnecessary explanations designed to completely ruin your already-limited enjoyment of this comic.