Q: Is there a FAQ page?

A: Not yet.

Q: Wait, really? 

A: Uh…

Q: I have a rash on my back.

A: That’s not a question. Also, that’s gross.

Q: What the heck are you guys smoking?

A: You’re not a cop are you?

Q: Would you like to Highpocket my Poopoo area?

A: Um… police? Little help here?